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Lmao, this dude lost 31(iirc) million dollars and he happy as shit _hypejoy:

I'm certain the Patriots and Brown had it setup from the start. Told him to act up so he'd get dropped and come to NE to fancy himself a ring.
the problem with that is the Steelers still owe him money lol. He still has guaranteed money that was yet to be paid once they traded him :thonkcool: Crazy part of all of this; AB wanted this all along. He wanted to win a ring and probably realized that being with Steelers wasn't going to work out because of Big Ben. So he cries like a bitch and gets traded to a team not named the Pats. Then goes full fucking retard and proceeds to do any dumbass thing in the book to get him cut. Gets cut at the last possible minute and proceeds to sign with the Pats in less than 8 hours.

AB84 is either a complete asshole or a 4D level genius with how much bullshit he has caused. Guy is still getting paid (Not the Raiders though thank god lol), likely to get a ring and could get more money next year barring injury. Yeah this whole situation reminds me of what KD did when he left OKC and joined the Warriors back in 2016. (Except what KD did made me not want to watch the NBA for about 3 years)
 
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the problem with that is the Steelers still owe him money lol. He still has guaranteed money that was yet to be paid once they traded him :thonkcool: Crazy part of all of this; AB wanted this all along. He wanted to win a ring and probably realized that being with Steelers wasn't going to work out because of Big Ben. So he cries like a bitch and gets traded to a team not named the Pats. Then goes full fucking retard and proceeds to do any dumbass thing in the book to get him cut. Gets cut at the last possible minute and proceeds to sign with the Pats in less than 8 hours.

AB84 is either a complete asshole or a 4D level genius with how much bullshit he has caused. Guy is still getting paid (Not the Raiders though thank god lol), likely to get a ring and could get more money next year barring injury. Yeah this whole situation reminds me of what KD did when he left OKC and joined the Warriors back in 2016. (Except what KD did made me not want to watch the NBA for about 3 years)
Lots of ppl are saying the same thing. Watch AB suddenly become a team player and no longer acts like a child ?
 
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Lots of ppl are saying the same thing. Watch AB suddenly become a team player and no longer acts like a child ?
? ? AB will shut up the moment he walks through the building and act like a normal human being and once he gets his number called up...expect nothing I MEAN NOTHING but boos. If this Sunday's game was a Heinz Field the fucking amount of salt could supple a damn city for a year. ? I am expecting the Steelers will play pissed af
 
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Lucky for me I'm a pats fan(put your torches and pitchforks down, I grew up in Boston) so I high-key love this deal, more than I loved OBJ going to the Browns.
Same. I grew up in Cambridge, MA before I moved out to the booies (Or as everybody else calls it...New Hampshire ?) I mean I love the deal because it's only 15 million (9 million fully guaranteed) but the dude straight up just fucked alot of people over to get himself in New England bro. ? I am a diehard Boston fan but even I can tell anybody; this guy is a dickhead for what he did, but he is going to look like a fucking genius if this works out.

I mean the guy straight up genjutsu'd the fucking NFL and the fans (including myself because I didn't think BB would sign him ? ) Not even Itachi Uchiha could do this shit! ? ? ?
 
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I was just commentating on that video just now bro. ?The dude is straight up hilarious.

Also here is his update breakdown

I watched the video and I'm 100% convinced now. AB put us all in an Infinite Tsukyuomi. Had everybody thinking he was crazy and needed help when he was pulling a 300 iq level play on us.
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I've never seen a man go from unemployed to working for the best company so damn fast ?
 
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I watched the video and I'm 100% convinced now. AB put us all in an Infinite Tsukyuomi. Had everybody thinking he was crazy and needed help when he was pulling a 300 iq level play on us.
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I've never seen a man go from unemployed to working for the best company so damn fast ?
Broooo seriously, this is like... a 5D ninja chess move he just pulled on us. Like I mean, straight mind raped us all! ?

I actually got a message from a guy on reddit and it literally killed me: "As a Steelers fan this feels like finding out your hot, crazy ex just broke up with her janitor boyfriend and somehow married a tech billionaire!"
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OMFG this so good

"I have never seen someone fuck over everybody this hard since Gone Girl" ?

"The Patriots just went from being Al-Qaeda to ISIS in a day"
 
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Really don't have any love for the Raiders since I was originally a Chargers fan but damn. I know some people thought it wouldn't work out but I don't think it'd been like this and this soon... 5D chess genius dick move from AB. :catcry:
 
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Really don't have any love for the Raiders since I was originally a Chargers fan but damn. I know some people thought it wouldn't work out but I don't think it'd been like this and this soon... 5D chess genius dick move from AB. :catcry:
? right there with you. AB may be on my team but holy shit expect all hell to break loose if he actually shows up to the Pats season opener against....The Steelers. The goddamn TV ratings will be massive if they let this happen.
 
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? right there with you. AB may be on my team but holy shit expect all hell to break loose if he actually shows up to the Pats season opener against....The Steelers. The goddamn TV ratings will be massive if they let this happen.
It couldn't have worked out perfectly, lol.
 
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It couldn't have worked out perfectly, lol.
If it was perfect, The Raiders would have released him earlier and he would be starting. ? AB straight up could be the most smartest fucker in the NFL if he gets a ring out of this.

Poor Brett Koolmann who I follow already put up his predicitions video minutes before the bomb dropped. (spoilers: It ruins his whole video in the process because the video was made literally when AB got signed with the Pats)

 
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If it was perfect, The Raiders would have released him earlier and he would be starting. ? AB straight up could be the most smartest fucker in the NFL if he gets a ring out of this.

Poor Brett Koolmann who I follow already put up his predicitions video minutes before the bomb dropped. (spoilers: It ruins his whole video in the process because the video was made literally when AB got signed with the Pats)

If anything, it's a guarantee that his team is making the playoffs unlike OAK so he's already smart in terms of that. It's the Pats for crying out loud! Your team! :mad: I only worry about my boi A-Rodgoat

Aww... Maybe it could still be the same, lol. :weirdpeep:
 
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If anything, it's a guarantee that his team is making the playoffs unlike OAK so he's already smart in terms of that. It's the Pats for crying out loud! Your team! :mad: I only worry about my boi A-Rodgoat

Aww... Maybe it could still be the same, lol. :weirdpeep:
How is A-rodSTATE FARM doing with his injuries this time? That Chicago D-line was relentless all night on Thursday. :eek: Only thing holding the Bears back is MISSES Trubisky :lazylaughplz:

Depends on the Eagles, specifically Carson Wentz and hope to god Mahomes doesn't suffer the Madden Curse ?
 
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If it was perfect, The Raiders would have released him earlier and he would be starting. ? AB straight up could be the most smartest fucker in the NFL if he gets a ring out of this.

Poor Brett Koolmann who I follow already put up his predicitions video minutes before the bomb dropped. (spoilers: It ruins his whole video in the process because the video was made literally when AB got signed with the Pats)

Ay, another Brett fan! I've never seen a video age bad so quickly before man lmao.
 
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How is A-rodSTATE FARM doing with his injuries this time? That Chicago D-line was relentless all night on Thursday. :eek: Only thing holding the Bears back is MISSES Trubisky :lazylaughplz:

Depends on the Eagles, specifically Carson Wentz and hope to god Mahomes doesn't suffer the Madden Curse ?
Eh, he's fine. ? Had that 1 awesome throw that only him and Mahomes could really do. :pepemusic: He'll do better and win the MVP from here. :kermithesith:

They're still loaded. I'm sure they'll put up big seasons again. As for Brady winning MVP with AB there now, he'll have another successful season but I don't know if he'll have the best season 'cause his reg. season stats have dipped a bit in the last few years and yes, the age factor too but he can prove me wrong once again though. ?
 
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Ay, another Brett fan! I've never seen a video age bad so quickly before man lmao.
I have been following Brett for awhile now. Been following him ever since 2017 when he dropped that one video on Jimmy G. ?

Eh, he's fine. ? Had that 1 awesome throw that only him and Mahomes could really do. :pepemusic: He'll do better and win the MVP from here. :kermithesith:

They're still loaded. I'm sure they'll put up big seasons again. As for Brady winning MVP with AB there now, he'll have another successful season but I don't know if he'll have the best season 'cause his reg. season stats have dipped a bit in the last few years and yes, the age factor too but he can prove me wrong once again though. ?
Oh yeah that 1 TD was all it took to have the game won. But the Packers defense is no joke if they can repeat that same performance. I think it wasn't so much that Rodgers had rust but that the defense was THAT good. But It's Rodgers, he can make any offense work if he has time. :p (It's been five years since he won MVP but he still doesn't look like his game has aged at all so I expect he will be in the running again for sure)

ehhhh, I kinda doubt it. Brady has never had a WR as good as AB since Moss and that was for a short window as I expect this one to be as well. I ain't expecting him to win MVP this year. Brady eventually has to come to terms with the fact he is 42 fucking years old. But then again, I have said crazy shit lol. I think Brady will be fine season wise, post-season....yeah he will torch anybody if this WR core stays healthy and on the field.

As for the age factor, I was okay if Brady retired after Super Bowl 51 when he made that historic comeback. That was when he solidified his legacy as the GOAT. Everything after that has been gravy as far as I am concerned. I am just worried if Brady is trying to outlast even Belichick now :lazylaughplz:
 
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I have been following Brett for awhile now. Been following him ever since 2017 when he dropped that one video on Jimmy G. ?
I've been a fan of him as well since that Howie Roseman video last year. He's pretty good! (y)

Oh yeah that 1 TD was all it took to have the game won. But the Packers defense is no joke if they can repeat that same performance. I think it wasn't so much that Rodgers had rust but that the defense was THAT good. But It's Rodgers, he can make any offense work if he has time. :p (It's been five years since he won MVP but he still doesn't look like his game has aged at all so I expect he will be in the running again for sure)

ehhhh, I kinda doubt it. Brady has never had a WR as good as AB since Moss and that was for a short window as I expect this one to be as well. I ain't expecting him to win MVP this year. Brady eventually has to come to terms with the fact he is 42 fucking years old. But then again, I have said crazy shit lol. I think Brady will be fine season wise, post-season....yeah he will torch anybody if this WR core stays healthy and on the field.

As for the age factor, I was okay if Brady retired after Super Bowl 51 when he made that historic comeback. That was when he solidified his legacy as the GOAT. Everything after that has been gravy as far as I am concerned. I am just worried if Brady is trying to outlast even Belichick now :lazylaughplz:
I'll take the defense game-by-game for now but I really liked what I saw from them. They haven't had a top-10 defense since their super bowl win. They better maximize what they do now as Rodgers is still at his peak but is getting old. I want him to win another or 2 super bowls to be in the conversation for GOAT with Brady, Montana & maybe Peyton (he's the BOAT for me).

That's true. Especially when he also has Edelman & Gordon then you add AB. He's gonna be better than last year. I just wish that he doesn't, lol. :p
 
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