Original Post By: dragomir
Narration
Gasparde Thinking
Everyone else Thinking
"Speech"
RPing as the Gasparde Pirates
It was a bright, sunny and cloudy day as the Gasparde pirates were sailing through the North Blue, onto their next island to plunder it of it's resources. Several seagulls flew to God knows where. The light from the sun caused a blinding glare on the ocean surface. Not like it caused any problems for the Gasparde pirates as none of them were dumb enough to actually stare on the ocean.
Onto the ship was a rather lazy day, with Willy, the ugly dog shark creature, wearing the black striped orange jacket with vertical black stripped dark red shorts, taking the wheel. Bascud was in the lookout post which was stationed in the big middle sail mast. He was supposed to be watching out for enemy ships, but the boring day had bored him into a quiet slumber. Curled up on his side, peacefully snoring. Unfortunately for him, he was about to be awoken from a sudden interaction from down below.
"Oi Tartan, you stole and ate my bloody sandwich," Began a dark tan sailer who was wearing navy blue sweatpants, sandals, speckled gray baggy shirt and gray bandana, Tartan, the man he was addressing was wearing practically the same thing. Only difference is, Tartan had some crusty ass lips.
Tartan aroused by the voice took a look at his accuser from his crouching stance. He snorted. "I've done no such thing, Owl. I think you've mistaken me for the real thief here."
Owl began to get infuriated. He clenched his fists and curled his lips in disgust. He gave Tartan not only a look of disgust but one of soft anger, which would boil up if Tartan keeps this up. "Don't lie to me motherfucker, I know very well that you ate that sandwich. The paper bag that you stole the sandwich from reeks of pig piss and the only person on this ship who smells like that is you," Owl's voice was rising, which peaked the interest of several others on the deck. Needless, who was standing besides the starboard rail opposite to Tartan and Owl, glanced at the ongoing conversation. He mockingly scoffs and pays his attention back to the sea.
Tartan knew very well that he stole that sandwich, but of course refused to admit it. Now he was infuriated by Owl. Standing straight up now to full height, revealing that he was a full head taller than Owl which didn't daunt the shorter man at all. Tartan flares his nose hotly and presses his face closer to Owl's until Tartan's crusty ass lips were just inches apart from Owl's nose. "You calling me a fucking liar and you dare to call me a motherfucker? I'll show you who fucks mothers," An enraged Tartan cocked his right hand back and sent a flying roundhouse at Owl. Unfortunately for the man, Owl saw it coming pretty easily as the roundhouse was slow. Swinging his head backwards, the punch whirled past his face, Tartan stumbled a bit.
Owl smirked at this new opportunity to strike back at the brute who was now off balance. He charged forward and headbutted Tartan in the stomach, causing both of the to go plummeting down causing a loud thud, the two began to rustle.
What the bloody fuck is going on out there? Gasparde awoke due to the loud thud on the deck. And he wasn't in a good mood. He burst out the cabin and onto the deck like an explosion, causing the door the wooden wall. A few of the other pirates heard this and took a glance at the noise. Looks of horror arose on their faces as they saw that it was their captain who came aboard.
Gasparde grunted as he spotted a medium sized crowd of 10-15 people surrounding the ongoing fight. "Move" he kept saying as he shoved ppl aside when going through the crowd. When he arose to the middle of the commotion, his eyes turned bloodshot. Menacing is not enough to describe the look on his face as he watched Tartan and Owl wrestle each other. "Oi...stand. Down." His voice was deep, low and threatened. Tartan and Owl's hearts skipped a beat the heard the undoubtable voice of their captain crystal clear.
They both scrambled to their feet, light bruises showed on each other's arms and faces, but that was the least of their worries as they now faced a pissed off captain.
"Uh..Captain, is anything the matter?" Both of them said unanimously. "You both know very well what the matter is here," Gasparde with his hands behind his back, circled the duo. "I remember that I spoke the rules on this ship many, many times to you boys, and here you are breaking one of them," Gasparde stopped just behind the duo and gave them looks of disgust, fuck that's an understatement. As he used to be a marine, discipline was a big part in Gasparde's life, and he made sure to apply it to his own pirate crew.
"WILLY!" Gasparde shouted suddenly, causing Tartan and Owl and others to jump in fright. Willy the big, blundering creature that he was, blundered down the stairs above the cabins where the wheel was located.
"Yes, Captain?" He said as he approached where the situation was, with a smile on his face. He always has a smile on his face for whatever reason.
"Throw these two overboard." Willy gave out a loud delighted squeal, this was his favorite part of his job. Nothing like throwing rule breaking crew mates overboard amirite? Willy approached the duo, he towered them at a whopping 9 feet. Tartan and Owl began to take steps backwards, both hands up in front of their chests, they were begging Willy to stop. "Please, no! I-I can't swim!" Said Tartan.
"Even better. I suspect that you can't swim either Owl," Gasparde said with a crooked smile, Owl didn't respond. Willy finally grabbed both of them by the collar and hurled them out to sea. Both landing with a loud splash 20 meters out. Several other pirates winced at the mighty strength of Willy.
Gasparde addressed all of them. "Take this as a lesson. Do not disobey me and do not break my rules. Or else, you will be thrown overboard and you will not return. Have I made myself clear?" Gasparde did not wait for a response as he speed walked back to his own cabin, his boots making a clacking sound as he did so.