Thriller Bark

I don't know would any of you try making this cup of vomit at home, I don't know why would anyone even try this! If you are looking to learn to make a pizza, I can tell you that I can teach you.

I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you ask me for a proper pizza recipe and not try making this at home, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will make a damn pizza for you in your own damn kitchen!

Pizza in a mug??? What the fuck, how do you even eat that?

You don't.

Yeah okay, that too makes sense

You could drink this crap trough a straw lol.

I would eat it

That makes me sad.