Duel Stage Battle

[Larsi]

Original post by: icetime

The arena light shined brightly all across the stage. Pointed all into one direction the Light's focused upon Ice, thousands of onlookers and fans waited in suspense for Ice to speak into the Microphone he held.
YO!!!!!!!!!
The arena erupted in screaming.
Ok guys thanks for coming out! Today we're doing something new sshh...
The crowd died down from a loud roar to a a inside voice to a whisper until finally it was silent.
Alright who would like to challenge me to a rap battle!
Hands sprang into the air immediately people screaming at all levels. Until finally Ice saw someone he'd like to battle

 

[Larsi]

Original post by: joby
How the hell Jobymamushi had ended up in a place like this would be news to her... but someone would have to tell her that story some other time. She had a massive hang over and her neck was soar like someone had stabbed it about a million times with a sword attached to a car engine... which funnily enough was literally exactly what had happened the night before when she was black out drunk and bet a local tattoo artist that he would not be able to give her a full neck tattoo in one sitting. Across the giant’s massive throat now read in bold:

DRAGON

Her head felt like it was going to burst open as applause and cheers erupted from all around her. Where the hell am I?? She thought to herself. Her attention shifted to the man on stage in front of her. Being 80ft tall pretty much guaranteed Joby a good view.

“WHO WOULD LIKE TO CHALLENGE ME TO A RAP BATTLE?”

Joby couldn’t help but be curious, so she raised her hand—if only to ask “uhm, excuse me, what’s a rap battle?”

 

[Larsi]

Original post by: icetime
The crowd was roaring with excitement all trying to rap battle Ice a girl came and spoke.
joby said:

Joby couldn’t help but be curious, so she raised her hand—if only to ask “uhm, excuse me, what’s a rap battle?”

The crowd turned at her and stood at her in silence. People in the back wondered why everyone was so quite.
She doesn't know what a rap battle is but she's here?
A rap battle is a battle between 2 or more people rapping against each other. .. But today I'm feeling generous is there any talents you posses which you wish to battle me in?

 

[Larsi]

Original post by: joby
Joby’s hangover was wearing off pretty quick and she was starting to get excited about the prospect of trying something new.

Her rubbery neck stretched out over the crowd like a gigantic snake, her long white hair flowing wildly in the air as it trailed behind her round toothy head. Her body stayed where it was but her giant head made its way through the crowd and onto the stage, hovering just in front of Ice.

She smiled and stared at the man excitedly! Copious amounts of drool pouring down from the sides of her giant mouth.

“Well! I’m fine to try something new! Who knows! Maybe I’ll be good at it? But maybe you want to do a stretching competition instead? I can touch my tongue to my elbow—wanna see?”

 

[Larsi]

Original post by: icetime
The girl stretched her head above the crowd and started moving it.
The heck? What type of devil fruit is this?!
I'll pass on the stretching competition but you got something I am interested in... fight me

 

[Larsi]

Original post by: joby
Jobymamushi's expression soured a bit at the man's change of tone.
"Fight you?" She asked a little perplexedly as she tilted her head to the side slightly.
"Come on man, don't be so cold! I thought we were gonna play around and spit some rhymes back and forth!"
Suddenly Joby realized what the man had said, 'you got something I am interested in'. She blushed instantly, steam exploding out from her face as her head quickly snapped back to her body!

Is-is this 'flirting'??? Did I just get hit on??? WHY AM I SO FRAZZLED!?

Joby pressed her hand and the end of her left wrist (a giant snake had eaten her left hand back on sky island) up against her rosey flushed cheeks!

"Uhm... what is it that I possibly got that you could hmm... 'want'?"

 

[Larsi]

Original post by: icetime
Tsk alright then lets go I'll start it off with a couple of lines.
Joby i done heard ur voice losers sound the same
I might pull up on your block no scope this aint a game
I might take all your bounty and your fame and call you a bitch
When you talk you sound gibberish like Lilo and Stitch

 

[Larsi]

Original post by: joby
The strange little man avoided Joby’s question. Hmm, guess that wasn’t flirting....

Joby’s attention shifted to the rapper’s words as she took in his rhymes....

When it seemed like Ice had finished, the crowd began roaring with shouts and whistles and “OOOOOOOH!!!!”s! The lights began flashing and spotlights shifted colors and directions on the stage.

Jobymamushi jumped up as high as she could and in an instant landed on the stage opposite ice. Why is this stage so damn big? She thought to herself.

Aw hell nah, did this fool just call me a bitch?

“You spend a lot of time
Flappin’ yer mouth ‘bout what you ‘might’ do.
Your words are flying high—
Way past the mark of what you could do.
You’re talking bout game
But this shit isn’t a test.
Careful of what you say and who you say it to when you’re out in the world
Don’t get in a dick measuring contest if your afraid you might lose to a girl.”

 

[Larsi]

Original post by: icetime
The girl had tried her best to rap battle but in Ice’s mind it didn’t really work
Hmm…
The crowd started making some nose in approval of Joby’s lines
Alright Alright Alright…
Talking all that hot shit out your mouth even for someone who’s gonna choke
I killed gyro and I made 30 million of it and your broke
This is a test and right now your not gonna pass
I can kill you and your whole crew while I’m doing math.

 

[Larsi]

Original post by: joby
Jobymamushi looked around as her lines landed and the crowd started cheering and a big smile cracked further along her puffy face. The smile didn't last long however once her opponent started attacking back:

IceTimeXI said:

The girl had tried her best to rap battle but in Ice’s mind it didn’t really work
Hmm…
The crowd started making some nose in approval of Joby’s lines
Alright Alright Alright…
Talking all that hot shit out your mouth even for someone who’s gonna choke
I killed gyro and I made 30 million of it and your broke
This is a test and right now your not gonna pass
I can kill you and your whole crew while I’m doing math.
@joby

Jobymamushi was triggered. A massive frown grimaced upon the giant's face now as she took in her foes idle threats to murder her entire crew. Jobymamushi calmed her mind and allowed her Haki to spread out around her almost like a veil. She could sense the breath and life force of all those around her. Such was her awareness that the color of observation aloud her. In this way, she could tell that the man who had threatened to murder her precious nakama and her... didn't have a leg to stand on. 'Maybe I should just kill him now anyways?' she thought to herself.

"You think your lines are running mean.
but I'm rubber and you ain't even shit.
Shitty rhymes bounce off of me
and toss your shit down in a pit
of despair and hopelessness.
You float just like a turd
Flush you down with the rest of this piss
Bathroom break's fucking over, this class is dismissed."

 

[Larsi]

Original post by: icetime
She's getting more and More upset... She can't handle it.
Your rubber so ill cut you up and use you as tires for my ship like a Jeep.
All that rubber in your mouth you talk stupid when you speak.
You said you'll fluss me down the toilet like some piss?
I can shoot my gun at your head I'll never miss.