AIT Round #1 Waindo vs Joby

[Nessos]

Welcome to
Apple Island Tournament
Round #1

Here you will see the great fight
between Waindo,
a new member of the heroic Half Cut Pirates

and Joby,
the captain of the Everything Pirates!​

Spoiler: tags

@oddoddfruit
@Nessos
@Ziosa
@Waindo
@joby
@Gyusa
@Gambit
@Enel-San
@Akiyousei
@Rej
@Frayz
@Saphire24
@Ranger

 

[joby]

Jobymamushi’s head was ringing like a fucking bell. Where the hell was she this time? Who the hell was she this time? Her body felt strange and different. She knew she was the same Joby she’d always been—but she also knew that she wasn’t.

She was short, only about 4 and a half feet from head to toe, sporting a black sports bra and leather shorts over a fishnet body suit. Her long white hair blew gently in the wind as her eyes adjusted to her surroundings. She rubbed the top of her head with the end of her left arm where a jagged scar stood in place of her absent left hand. Why is it that no matter what body I have, this damned hand never grows back?

Whatever the hell was going on, she knew she was here to fight. She had been fighting all her life—what else would she be doing here?

“OI! WHERE’S MY OPPONENT??? YEEHEEE!”

@Waindo

 

[Waindo]

“OI! WHERE’S MY OPPONENT??? YEEHEEE!”

Was heard echoing troughout Apple Island; suddenly the ground started to shake, strong surges of wind began to rip everything apart as a silhouette was seen slowly approaching Jobymamushi, dozens of speakers emerged from the ground troughout the arena booming out a deafening tune

"Oi, oi, oi...my head is ringing like a fucking bell.", the silhouette exclaims while emerging from the smokescreen he just made while transforming and powering up, coming face to face to shocked Jobymamushi.

'You kn... AAAAH my head!", the silhouette painfully screams, while trying to place his left hand on his forehead only to realize that he's missing it. "I had my fair share of weird transformations but I must say that this is something else."

Awkward silence ensues as Jobymamushi and Jobymamushi are trying to seriously stare at each other, but both are in excrutiating pain and their heads are constantly 'falling' down as if their neck muscles have completely atrophied.
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@joby @Nessos

 

[joby]

A normal man, when confronted with such a doppelgänger, would be frightened or at least confused. Fortunately for Jobymamushi, she neither normal nor a man, and she was never frightened (and always confused)!

But she thought of a fun game to test both the commitment and fidelity of her copycat...

Curling her fingers into a tight fist, the veins in her right arm began to swell showing through her skin and her signature rose gold armament haki coalesced on it’s surface.

“Let’s see how you like THESE APPLES!!!” She roared as her mighty punch flew straight toward her own crotch!

JOBYJUTSU SECRET TECHNIQUE: ‘the Self-Emulation of a 1000 Bhodisatva’ PUNCH!!!!!!

Her plan would have gone off without a hitch if her aim had been true.... but it wasn’t and she punched herself in the bladder, forcing the piss out of her and causing a horrible burning pain!!

The woman keeled over onto her side, curled up in the fetal position with tears coming out of her nose and snot coming out of her eyes....

Hah....hah.... your move phony!!!! She thought to herself triumphantly with foam coming out from the spaces in her gritted, clenched, half-missing teeth. She waited patiently to see if the copycat would fall on their sword to keep up the act!

@Waindo

 

[oddoddfruit]

 

[Waindo]

A normal man, when confronted with such a doppelgänger, would be frightened or at least confused. Fortunately for Jobymamushi, she neither normal nor a man, and she was never frightened (and always confused)!

But she thought of a fun game to test both the commitment and fidelity of her copycat...

Curling her fingers into a tight fist, the veins in her right arm began to swell showing through her skin and her signature rose gold armament haki coalesced on it’s surface.

“Let’s see how you like THESE APPLES!!!” She roared as her mighty punch flew straight toward her own crotch!

JOBYJUTSU SECRET TECHNIQUE: ‘the Self-Emulation of a 1000 Bhodisatva’ PUNCH!!!!!!

Her plan would have gone off without a hitch if her aim had been true.... but it wasn’t and she punched herself in the bladder, forcing the piss out of her and causing a horrible burning pain!!

The woman keeled over onto her side, curled up in the fetal position with tears coming out of her nose and snot coming out of her eyes....

Hah....hah.... your move phony!!!! She thought to herself triumphantly with foam coming out from the spaces in her gritted, clenched, half-missing teeth. She waited patiently to see if the copycat would fall on their sword to keep up the act!

@Waindo

Looking in wonder at this freak of nature that was now lying on the floor in a puddle of foam that was bursting out of her mouth in front of him, Waindo's concetration plummeted and he turned into his base form "Oi weirdo, you're supposed to attack me, not yourself. OI!! ARE YOU OK!?" The grumpy cat now started to yell at Jobymamushi in disbelief, wacky as he is, he lied down, looking at the weird woman whom was looking as if on the brink of death from her own punch.

Few hours have passed and this sack of weirdness in front of him was still out cold, Waindo decided to leave a note and take a nap

"Wake me up if you wake up, sincerely, your freaking OPPONENT"

:toolazy:

 

[joby]

Looking in wonder at this freak of nature that was now lying on the floor in a puddle of foam that was bursting out of her mouth in front of him, Waindo's concetration plummeted and he turned into his base form "Oi weirdo, you're supposed to attack me, not yourself. OI!! ARE YOU OK!?" The grumpy cat now started to yell at Jobymamushi in disbelief, wacky as he is, he lied down, looking at the weird woman whom was looking as if on the brink of death from her own punch.

Few hours have passed and this sack of weirdness in front of him was still out cold, Waindo decided to leave a note and take a nap

"Wake me up if you wake up, sincerely, your freaking OPPONENT"

:toolazy:

Coming to, Jobymamushi brought herself to her feet with quiet sigh. At least now she was dry.
Her eyes refocused and the sight before them shook her to her core. Is this fool sleeping on me??? Nuuuuhhhh time for the fire alarm HEEHEE!!
She was furious, how could her opponent fall asleep in the middle of a fight? It’s not that she felt disrespected, respect meant nothing to Joby—she just thought it was kind of rude.

It was at that moment that the crowd would see another unbelievable sight as the rather short woman’s arm transformed into a—giant tower?!?! No not quite a tower but a gigantic concrete industrial bridge shooting straight up to the heavens!!!!

HASHI HASHI NO: LONDON BRIDGES HAMMER!!!

Joby then proceeded to bring the massive structure down in front of her, attempting to crush her lazy opponent under it!

 

[Waindo]

What Jobymamushi was blissfully ignorant of is the fact that this grumpy cats' CoO is so advanced that he saw the attack coming in his sleep like 3 minutes ago, as the massive bridge was hurling towards him Waindo yawned, lazily opened one of his eyes and reached into his pouch, while mumbling in his sleep "What a mneoweirdo...let me sleep right meow...", he grabbed the first apple that his paw touched, ate it in one gulp and turned around to the other side, it was the neutron star apple,

, as soon as he turned around his body gained the characteristics of a neutron star, the densest and heaviest material in the universe, now weighing 26 billion tons; this grumpy, sleeping ball of fur fell right trough the arena floor as soon as he turned around, falling 6 kilometers down, causing a magnitude 9 earthquake, yet still sleeping like a log.

When Waindo fell trough the floor and the trembling started, the incoming bridge that Jobymamushi was hurling towards him started swaying and it detached from Jobymamushi's hand, changing direction and was now falling directly on Jobymamushi's head. A loud boom! was heard, followed by the aftershocks of both the earthquake Waindo caused, and the bridge which smashed on top of Joby and on to the ground.

The dust has settled and the aftershocks stopped, Joby and Waindo are nowhere to be seen amongst all the rubble. Loud purrs are echoing from the hole the cat made when he fell trough, echoing troughout all of the Apple Island and all of the Arenas, in which all the fights stopped when the massive earthquake shook the entire Island.

"Purrrrrrrrrr...."

 

[joby]

The arena was in total chaos! It had been Jobymamushi that had underestimated her opponent. Oi Oi Oi is this psychopath trying to kill everyone? HEEHEE!

Just as her own bridge was about to smash down on top of her Joby quickly reached into her back pocket and pulled out a strange apple no bigger than a jelly bean, and flicked it straight into her open mouth!

Consuming the Shrinking Apple allowed the weird woman to shrink down to the size of a flea and back again at will!

Activating her CoO, she located her opponent directly below her as she fell down into the depths below with astonishing speed! The space between the continent sized rubble falling and collapsing all around her was now like a wide open field for her to move around in with ease.

Once she reached her napping adversary she instantly returned to her normal size, using the impact and momentum of her fall and the rapid expansion of her body to pin the man’s throat to the ground under the blunt end of her severed hand!

HASHI HASHI NO: Subduing Bridge!

A large metal bolt formed where she had the man’s neck pinned to ground—the bolt pierced through his neck and deep into the bedrock, fixing his body in place at that single point!

“Oi! Litter box! That was a good show but what do you say you throw in the towel and I don’t shrink myself down, crawl inside your ear, and pop yer cute lil melon like a fucking grape?” As she stared down into her prey’s eyes with her own, her irises glowed a sickening yellow. Her breath escaped as steam from between the spaces in her menacing, crooked, toothy smile as she waited for his reply.

 

[Waindo]

A screeching wooshing sound ripping trough the air was heard waking up the grumpy cat, he activated his future sight and saw something the size of a pea falling towards him, he turned on his back looking up "Heh, she'll transform full size, damn that's gonna hurt her like hell lol, isn't this weirdo aware how hard this neutron star body is?"

Once Joby reached the cat, she started growing to her normal size, using the impact and momentum of her fall, only to painfully smash on and seemingly bounce off the neutron star kitty cat, twitching in agony from the painfull impact, apparently hurting her knee,

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3 days have passed and @joby is still rhytmically moaning in pain while holding on to her knee.