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Originally posted by: joby

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"GET THE **** OUT MY RESTAURANT"
 

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Originally posted by: icetimexi

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Ice stared at Zeff as he has just heard them to get out.
Ice: We’ll cook our own food… Just let us eat. Unless you want to escalate this to another level…
Ice stared at Zeff in the eyes
 

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Originally posted by: joby

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The atmosphere grew deathly silent. The air was cold and still. Zeff looked around at the customers, all unable to even finish their food...
This was the worst possible outcome.... It was clear that this little eggplant was gonna start something and there was no avoiding it. They couldn't just allow these rowdy youngsters to make light of them in their own restaurant unchallenged...

Zeff: .....So you insist on causing trouble in my restaurant? You understand why this scene you are causing can't be allowed to continue right? The kitchen is for the chefs and the dining area is for customers.... you are neither. But if you keep on with this macho tough guy act--you're acting more like a spoiled child to be honest--then we'll have no choice but to throw you out ourselves *cracking knuckles* just remember...
Patty: Deffying a cook--
Carne: --on the seas is--
Zeff: --tantamount to suicide!!

Seemingly on cue, a group of 10 Baratie Chefs enters the dining room from the kitchen holding all kinds of dangerous looking cooking utensils! Customers are getting nervous, a few begin to leave, more stay to watch but move to keep their distance.
 

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Originally posted by: icetimexi

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Ice NPC 1: Ya dada da Ya....
Ice: Don’t kill them… As a matter of fact I’ll do it on my own.
Ice NPC 3: But your wound from the shot?
Ice: Meh it’s better now so I’ll be fine…
Just give me the beat again…
The Ice NPC’s start giving the beat on the table
Ice: Now you’ve draw your weapons I assume your ready to begin
But It seems you may not know the outcome cause I’m gonna win!
Ice then stood their with his katana drawn out waiting for the chefs to attack.
 

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Originally posted by: joby

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As Ice stands with his katana drawn, the sight of someone threatening and disrespecting their head chef to such a degree was enough to make 4 of the 10 unnamed Baratie Cooks to charge Ice from several directions!

Each of the 4 chefs is armed with a giant fork-like weapon!

One charges in straight ahead at Ice, looking to stick his fork in his throat!
Another to his left, swiping at Ice’s legs!
One to his right, trying to whack him in the ribs!
And the final one runs up behind the first, and kicks off the ground to jump high into the air, attempting to plunge his giant fork deep into Ice’s chest!
 

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Originally posted by: icetimexi

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It was over in a flash.... Ice “sliced” the cook in front of him before seemingly disappearing. Patty and Carne were the only ones who could just barely follow the movements of—literally—the worst guest they had ever had in the Baratie...

But Zeff was older... and his reactions and movements had slowed with age (17/17) he couldn’t make any reaction whatsoever as the young man who deffied him so, charged forward, disappeared, and then reappeared behind him.

Zeff looked out in front of himself... blankly. The ‘frame’ of his vision from his POV slowly tilting backwards, he was lying with his back now on the floor. Looking up at the ceiling, blood coming from his mouth, he thinks to himself, ‘how strange... I could have sworn..... I was still standing....’

The ‘camera’ zooms our. The remaining Baratie cooks, Carne, Patty, and all the customers who had remained to watch, are left speechless with looks of horror on their faces....

Still standing upright, Zeff’s lower half stands firm in place where he had stood next to Carne and Patty... his upper half, completely separated by Ice’s devastating attack, lying on its back, on the ground....


Zeff: you...sure speak pretty candidly.... little eggplant...

Everyone screams.
 

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Originally posted by: icetimexi

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Ice NPC 1: Hey man lets leave everybody is screaming!
Just as he said that
Ice picked up his leg
Ice NPC 2: What are you doing?
Ice looked at the NPC’s still sitting down at the table no longer creating the beat.
Ice: Huh what oh my bad…
Flashly foe as I just a nasty kick
Swordsman no more
I guess I’m on different shit
Ice looked at the chefs
The man who once just stared at him now just looked at him.
Ice: So can we eat?
 

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Originally posted by: joby

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As the shock and sadness settle in upon the remaining Baratie chefs.... the realization the Head Chef Zeff is dead sinks in... and turns into a blind and furious rage!!!

The customers are all running out of the restaurant, some jump through windows, one is trampled to death, everyone is in a state of panic!

Screams of “He killed him!” and “get me out of here!” or “I don’t want to die!!!! Get out of my way!!” can be heard amongst the cacophony...

Tables are overturned, food is on the ground, drink sprayed on the walls... the pool of blood around Zeff’s corpse keeps growing...

Patty, Carne, and the 9 remaining unnamed cooks don’t even hear Ice’s taunting question....

They all charge in screaming in an animalistic rage! Their faces blood red and their veins bursting! Their eyes white hot with desperation!

Carne weilds 2 extra long chef’s knives coming at Ice from his left side!

Patty attempts to shoot ice all over his body with all the bullets he has in his gun!

One cook attempts to scramble Ice’s brain with a gigantic industrial egg beater!

Another two of the cooks jump up in the air and attempt to gouge out his eyes with extra long metal chopsticks!

And the other two already behind him try to get Stab him in the back with their giant fork weapons!

The remaining 3 attempt to whack him in the solar plexus with humongous metal spatulas!
 

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Originally posted by: icetimexi

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Ice looks around as people start screaming turning over tables and going crazy. The chaos was wild Ice’s NPC’s just stood their still in the corner while 9 chef’s attacked him. The man who once was the waiter fired off many shots this caused Ice to jump in the air land on the roof and then jump backdown onto the table…
Ice then jumps upon a mans head pushing his body down realizing all the chef’s were in kicking range he starts his move
He spins around in a circle with his sword cutting the fodder chefs
While the midst of slicing the Chef’s he starts to rap.
Ice: Charging at me that’s not cool y’all got the people going crazy like we in the zoo
 

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Originally posted by: joby

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Seeing Ice jump up quickly and return to his place, dodging Patty's gunshots, Patty and Carne quickly jump up and dodge his his sword slash--barely making it over Ice's head--the other chefs all had their weapons pointed at Ice already (Ice completely ignored the fact they were all attacking him) and his sword slash is only quick enough to deflect their own attacks as opposed to actually cut them!

The unnamed cooks all line up in succession and now attempt to strike Ice in order!

The first two attempt to stab him in the neck with their long metal chopsticks!
The next one tries to.... "scramble his eggs" with his gigantic industrial egg beater!
The remaining three go off one after the next trying to hit him over his head with their gigantic metal spatulas!

The two Unnamed Cooks who were directly behind him, along with Patty and Carne, turn their attention to Ice NPC 1!! The four of them attempt to surround the NPC and attack from all directions aimed at his feet and head!

Carne: You think yer hot shit cuz you murdered our idol,
But yer just some dumb prick who's acting rather entitled!
You think we're all fodder,
You think you've got talent,
Son you ain't shit but a tool with an ego!

All Chefs together: OUR HERO'S ON THE GROUND, LYING IN TWO, GET YOURSELF READY CUZ YOUR ASS IS THROUGH!
 

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Originally posted by: icetimexi

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Ice looked around as the fodder NPCS once again where attacking him from all sides…
Ice: I’ve had enough of this
Trying to break past the group of chefs
Ice aims for the 3 chefs using the spatulas usingIttoryu Iai: Shishi Sonson (一刀流 「居合」 獅子歌歌 Ittōryū Iai: Shishi Sonson?, literally meaning "One Sword Style Draw and Resheath Technique: Lion's Song"): Placing the sheathed sword upright and listening to the "breath" of his opponent, the attacker rapidly unsheathes, attacks, and resheathes their sword. An interesting note is that the user does the technique back-handed as opposed to from the waist with a standard grip on the sword.(21 Strength, 11 Mastery) Destructive Potency Rank: C
In the corner:
Ice NPC gets hit by Their punches and hits…
Rest of the Ice NPCS: Lets go help!
The NPCS start to run over and 3 of them attempt to stab patty in the back and 2 of the NPC’s try to shoot Carne in the back also.
 

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Originally posted by: joby

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Patty, Carne, and two other cooks had been busy pounding the shit out of one of Ice's NPC's when suddenly Patty is stabbed in the back THREE TIMES! He slumps to the floor crying in pain! Just as Carne was about to turn around and confront their assailants, he is shot repeatedly in the back!!!

Carne: .....god...dammit... *falls to the ground drowning in his own blood as his lungs fill with the substance...*

The two chopstick wielding cooks stab their weapons into Ice's neck, and the one industrial egg-beater wielding cook punches him in the groin with his weapon! Ice seems completely unfazed as he slices through the other 3 spatula wielding cooks like butter--deep crimson blood spraying all over the place, painting all the walls and tables like some unreleased Zatoichi film....

Carne and Patty lie on the ground dying, the three cooks Ice attacked are dead.

The three remaining cooks fighting Ice try to turn tail and run away, afraid for their lives!

The two fork wielding cooks attempt to take out Ice NPC 1 by stabbing him in the throat with their giant forks!
 

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Originally posted by: icetimexi

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Ice screamed as he felt the pain in his neck
Ice: AHHHHHH!!!
Ice then saw the two fork wielding chefs come up to him and attempt to attack him while the other ones ran away.
Ice: GET AWAY!
Ice then used his move aiming at the two Fork tigers that ran towards him.
Sanjuroku Pound Ho (三十六煩悩(ポンド)鳳 Sanjūroku Pondo Hō?, kanji meaning "Phoenix of the 36 Earthly Desires"; furigana meaning "Pound Phoenix/Cannon"): This attack uses the air itself to slash the target from a distance. To initiate it, the user first holds one of his swords horizontally above the shoulder of his sword arm, and then performs a circular swing that launches the air compressed projectile spiraling towards the target. (31 Mastery, 21 Strength) Destructive Potency Rank: C
Ice was getting a bit tired and he was whinded considering he had been stabbed in the neck and used multiple named moves.
In the corner:
Once patty and Carne died the Ice NPCS turned their attention to the two other NPCS in the corner and tried to stab them.
(1 Ice NPC out of action)
 

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Originally posted by: joby

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The three scaredy cat cooks are successful in fleeing to the outside dock of the restaurant ship, they are hiding behind some sake barrels kept for storage.

Scaredy Cat Cook 1: HUFF HUFF did we lose them?
Scaredy Cat Cook 2: shhhhhhh! they'll hear you!
Scaredy Cat Cook 3: *pisses himself*

Back inside, The remaining cooks who have stood their ground, turn around to face Ice, only to get cut up and thrown back by the spiraling air slash that he launched at them with his sword--completely taken by surprise by this strange ability--they are knocked out and left with cuts and bruises all over their bodies.

The contrast in noise and excitement levels is staggering... only moments ago, the restaurant had been filled with screams, crashes, blood-gurgling, and beat-boxing... now there was only a deathly silence....The Baratie... in all likelihood... would never recover from this tragedy....
 

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Originally posted by: icetimexi

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Ice looked at his wounds.
Ice: Argh… Lets get out of here
The other Ice NPCS standing over the chefs and Ice NPC 1 Picked up the Ice NPC
Ice NPC 3: A couple guys ran out of here let’s get em!
Ice quickly responded
Ice: Forget them it doesn’t matter let’s just go somewhere
Ice and the NPCS got on the ship and left.
The baratie had cut chairs bleeding chefs and most people had left the baratie by then
 
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The Heretiks meet up with KG
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Arriving at their destination, Muk looked amused as he looked at the Baratie. It was one of those places that he appreciated even though he never been in it. With the excuse of meeting up KG here, the General thought it was the perfect time to have a better look from inside before heading to the NW.

"Dr.Over-Shot and I will enter the restaurant. There's something I need to find out, and it would be best that we don't attract attention.
Frieza, as per usual you're in charge. We need to prepare a course for our next destination. "


As Muk gave his orders, Dr.Over-Shot immediately followed through with his own orders.

"Janemba. I'd like you to go with Frieza, and prepare a similar plan for what we talked the other day."

It was quite normal for the Doctor to give himself orders, as he was Muk's second and most importantly, he knew that Muk despised bad surprises, and they had some important cargo.
Both walking off the ship, and towards the front door of the restaurant. Frieza didn't wait or even respond. He simply smiled, and gave the orders to those on deck, as Janemba went below deck. Frieza followed him after seeing that his orders were followed through.
 
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8 days before meeting up with the Heretics...
"KGggggggggieeeee!", a booming call from a super-sized speaker stationed in Laughing Archipelago. "Gambit here."

The sound resonated across the lands that disturbed whatever creatures were hiding in the trees. Echoing multiple times with screeching feedback just to call the giant's name. "I got something for you..."

"?!!?", was the very first thing that popped KG's big black head. What is it?, he thought.

"You will have to partay with your old nemesis, Freeza, and the rest of the Heretics!!! Wuahahahahahaha!!!"

Gambit's laugh once again blared across the land. For KG it wasn't that loud as he is used to that deafening sound for the normal people but the thought of meeting the annoying Freeza was all but irritating. He was on good terms with Muk and the others but Freeza was fucking racist!!! He hated him and so was the other.

"Meet them in our friendly chef's floating restau, Zeff!"

Not wanting to retaliate to the captain's order, KG would respond, "Ow Kaaaayyyy", in an intimidating low, and slow tone and speech.

Fast forward to Muk's timeline (approx. 8 days before Gambit brought his selection to Merveille)
KG was manning the Sapiro battleship's helm under the morning sun of East Blue. The ship was large enough to carry him on board. It is simply brown with no accessories at all. One thing that defines KG. However, it is notable that the ship has both a leprechaun and a silver wolf designed on both sides of the ship. Two things that represented his hall of fame career in pro basketball. With him was Lira, the chief guardian of the ship. She's a cyborg and a shipwright. Stationed all over the ship were 25 strong athletes to assist the two in navigating, riggings, and supplies.

"Lira.", KG called the lady cyborg.
"Yes sir!", she responded politely. "Can I help?"
KG: "18 brought the Reptilia Littorio to escort the crazy Heretics home right?"
Lira: "Yes sir!"
KG: "Ow kaaay. I wonder if she's ow kaaay. Those 4 are crazy. That's why they're left behind here. I didn't tell you ow kaaay?"
Lira: "Hmmm. Hmmm."

After 2 hours....
KG, with his own height, was able to spot a floating ship with a marking on top of the deck, Baratie. It was rather small as compared to what he brought in this blue. And from that distance, the smell of creamy crab soup and fried chicken could be tasted. KG was hungry. He almost forgot about Freeza. And lastly, the green ship towered right beside the floating restaurant. Nobody was there.

"Let's dock over there. Prepare to drop the anchors. We will meet mentally challenged friends of our captain. When we get there, don't even dare to start an argument or any form of hostile conversation with them. If you guys are the baddest athletes in North Blue, these people. Welp, thrice the shame."

Finally, they stationed their ship across the green Reptillia Littorio. "FREEZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

Athletes and Lira: :catdying::catdying::catdying::catdying:🤦‍♀️"He just said not to create turmoil."
Next post, you start RPing KG as I have already introduced him

Inside Baratie
"OK lads! Looks like we have a few visitors today, eh.", An old man appeared behind the fighting chefs. Just looking at him, he seemed to be a veteran pirate back in the days. His long twisted beard is what's distinct in his appearance. He was smirking. Then he would go to greet Muk and the rest. "You got the letter from him?" Talking about some letter from Gambit. Without this letter, they are not welcome here.

Zeff crossed his arms, staring at Muk. Should Muk start a fight, Zeff will go all out. "Shitty bastards. The letter."

@Ebuk
 
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The Heretiks meet up with KG
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Muk and Dr.OS

H
earing what Zeff had to say to him, neither Muk or Dr.OS reacted. They just looked at him. Smiling at him, Muk was just about to react, but before he could the Doctor started to giggle. It wasn't loud, but loud enough for Muk to hear. As soon as he heard it, he opted not too react. It was one of their signals when in public.

"Sorry. It seemed we never received it. I can speak for my General and the rest of our crew.
I assume that it wouldn't be an issue ?"


Just as Dr.OS ended his reply a huge sound came from behind them.

KG

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oo hungry, KG walked off his ship and straight towards the restaurant. While the rest of his crew that were still on the ship perceived Muk's vessel. Trying to call back KG, the giant was too hungry to hear them. While Muk's faction saw KG, but didn't react to his presence. Somehow during the time apart the Giant went from 69 feet to 8 feet.
As he pulls on the door, KG didn't control his strength to his state, and ripped the door off.

Muk, Dr.OS & KG

Turning around as Muk and the Dr. heard the sound made by KG when he ripped the door open. First perceiving him, Muk immediately turned his attention back to Zeff. Dr. glared at him for a few seconds longer than Muk, and then opted to turn his attention back as well. However, it did feel like he saw him before.
Due to the long years since they last saw each other, and KG's new size both pirates didn't recognised them.
Too hungry, KG just entered and looked straight at Zeff screaming one word:

"FOOOOOOOOOOOD"
 
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"I'm sorry boys but no letter, no business. That's always been the process.", Zeff said as he stared back at a couple of insolent creatures. "You got a problem with that?", he continued as he touched his mustache.

"BOYS!! SEND THESE DIMWITS OFF THIS RESTAURANT.", Ordered Zeff to his fighting cooks. "Table 14! Spaghetti and Fries!"

Waiter: "Yes Sir!"

Before he walked back to his kitchen, a loud voice was heard just a couple of meters away from the weird-looking creatures. It was yelling like a baby who hasn't eaten his Gerber after waking up. "FOOOOOOOOOD!", It said with a deep tone that almost vibrated across the deck of the ship.

"Welcome to Baratie!!!", Greeted the 2 Waiters standing at the entrance to what would have been their first customer for the day. "Have a seat sir!"

However, the 8-foot tall Black man wearing a green basketball jersey that has #5 on its front side just walked past the two waiters, shoving them down to the floor. "Gwaaaah!!!"

"Hey! You!"
, said the other one as he tried to push his right palm to get up.

?!!, thought Zeff. Is he trying to assault me for food?

Hey, kid! Watch your step! Zeff called him out. If KG wouldn't stop, Zeff would have no other choice but to kick him off the boat.
 
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Muk, Dr.OS & KG

Amused by what Zeff told them, both Muk and Dr.OS didn't respond they stood where they were. Waiting for the waiters to try to apprehend them, Muk was prepared to unleash his full power at them. But before the waiters can do a thing, KG had interrupted them by screaming and assaulting two waiters.

"Hey old geezer! GIVE ME SOME GRUB AND PRONTO! I AM STARVIN' "

Yelling his demands, KG moved fast towards Zeff and in mere seconds, he passed both of his crewmate. Nearing close to the head cook, KG only have food on his mind, and if he had to, he'd be ready to eat his own leg to get some.
Giggling as he saw the havoc created by KG, Dr.OS realised that it was KG. The same for Muk.

Somewhat affected by the words of Zeff, both Heretix decided to let KG do his thing. Even opting of not saying a thing to each other or even KG. Even tho, they didn't tell the other, both of them were pretty sure made the conclusion by now.
 
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