Duel Bolt vs bone: brutal battle on bird-beetle Island

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Original Post By: xatch
The Poltergeist And Thunder God Come To Terms

The Blubbering Giant could barley understand what was going on. Thinking he was hallucinating, Kiki still couldn't believe Xatch was still around...
Smileyman said:

All he could muster was "Im not a drama queen! " quietly between sobs, altho he knew it was true. "Xatch, are you really still alive?" he had to made sure he wasnt going crazy.

"I mean that's a tough question to answer" Xatch said "I am the walking skeleton of a once alive monkey, currently surviving in an ethereal phantasm that somehow binds my soul too this plane of existence, bound by whats left of my once living corpse all made possible by a magic fruit cursed by the devil...? so yes? I'm alive?" The Ghastly visage tried to explain. "Do you have any milk?" The Vice Captain asked as he just floated in a mist of green fog around the Giants face. The sun was starting to set on the Bird Beetle Archipelago as the training ground for the Two pirates had served its purpose.

 

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Original Post By: smileyman
Kiki listened and slowly sobered up and said under his breath "Just as obnoxious as always." and then more loudly "No i dont have any milk, these are fake tits."

"You seen to short a little bit of maintenance, im just hoping the doc can do something about your personality." Kiki said as he started to attempt to scoop the Xatch dust up with the intention of taking the dust back to the mini ship they arrived on.

 

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Original Post By: xatch
The Helpless Apparition Being Carried Off Into The Sunset

The sun was just about to pass beyond the horizon, as the one bone and dust that was left from the battle was being scooped up and carried off. Meanwhile the wispy phantasm floated along in the direction of the Sparkly Castle too make preparations and set sail back too the rest of the crew which according to wet vivre card had probably already reached Nowhere.

NO NO NO, ON YOUR SHIP KEEK'S, DO YOU HAVE ANY MILK ON YOUR SHIP! Sheesh how could he have thought I wanted to breast feedthought Xatch... Just put my arm in a vase of milk and by the time we get too nowhere ill be ready to bone! As Xatch continued talking a decent gust of wind blew the bone dust up near Kiki's face.

 

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Original Post By: smileyman
Heading towards the Sparkly Castle.

"On my ship?" Kiki unintentionally attempted to interrupt Xatch while be was speaking and could not understand what about his ship until xatch had finally finished his sentence "Oh, you mean the milk... Yes uuuuhm i think i should have some left" Kiki said uncertainly thinking about the big glass of milkshake he had on his way here.

"ACHOO!!!" Kiki steazed when a sudden gust blew some of the xatch dust into his face "Damned Xatch stay in my hand, you almost got into my eyes!" he admonished xatch not even thinking about whether Xatch had any control over the dust or not.

It did not take Kiki long to reach the ship and he quickly made his way to the kitchen. Unfortunately kiki always had to do all cooking and cleaning himself, as such there was more than enough dirty dishes lying around. Kiki dumped the dust into the closest dish, which just so happened to be an unwashed one and then started rummaging for milk.

When he finally found it he said "Can i just poor this over you?"

Kiki planned on setting sail once he was finished with this.

 

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Original Post By: xatch
Aboard The "Sparkly Castle"

Despite the dilapidated state of his body Xatch was still in good spirits...
Smileyman said:

"Can i just poor this over you?"

Yessir! Xatch exclaimed, While your at it mix in a little whisky too, for flavor the ghastly apparition shooting a wink too his Nakama, as he dumped him into a bowl and proceeded to slosh sour milkshake on top of the bone meal pile.

The "Sparkly Castle" then raised anchor, amp's up with electricity and took off out of the archipelago to head back to "Nowhere" and meet up with the rest of the Everything Pirates. The training session between friends was a success as the two pirates gain new understandings of their powers along with strengthening their friendship further via a healthy rivalry.

The sun sets on Bird-Beetle Isle as the intensive crunching of the monstrous Bird-Beetles continue their cycle of death and destruction.