Damn they sound fuuuuun! I love Dennis!
So, I play:
Spoony - an halfling circle of the moon druid, who's been adopted by two dragonborn when he was an infant, so he's convinced he's a dragonborn. He is tiny, can fit in a bag, extremely easy to manipulate and loses control in fights and ends up wildshaping without realizing it.
Ori - Tiefling arcane trickster Rogue who lost his son 50 years before, made a deal with a daemon and became immortal (in matter of age only), he has an immortal chameleon (Yanez) always on his head/shoulder who changes colour depending on Ori's mood and feeds him with arcane powers (I like to justify my level up abilities lol)
Aki - Changeling college of whisper Bard, he was human and has been sold when he was a child to experiment on his body with "Atherium" a highly unstable mineral in the magnific word our DM came up with, and got mutated that way, became a spy and assumed few persona (one of which is Brook the pirate). He's looking for Laboon (yeah, I lack immagination) a half-elf lady who he fell in love with and trying to stop children trades across the lands.
Soon will start with:
Chise - Fire Genasi / Phoenix Sorcerer, and yeah, lack of immagination here as well lol
Anyway, you are right about the one shot, I am totally game, but won't be able to host it, I'm terrible at those ahahah