General Corrupt the wish.

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Corrupt the wish. You are gonna corrupt the wish person above you and make a wish. For example:
A: I want a Ferrari
B: granted but the machine is broken
B: I want..
C: granted but..

And so on.

So I will start.

I wish I have 1million followers on instagram

 

[Larsi]

All of them only leave you hate comments.

I want to not be sick anymore

 

[Ryu Kishi]

Granted but your dead.

I want 1 trillion dollars.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but it is all counterfeit money

I wish Emma Watson is my girlfriend

 

[God_Usopun]

Granted but she's 90 years old at the time.

I want to win the lottery.

 

[Ryu Kishi]

Granted but the lottery is for the one who gets to die first when the aliens attack

I want the world's best cake.

 

[God_Usopun]

Granted but it is made 300 years after you died

 

[Kurama]

I wish God Usopun made a wish for me to grant

 

[Ryu Kishi]

Granted but his wish was for anal sex

I want to tour the world

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but you started with flight MH370 Malaysia Airlines

I wish for a six figure job

 

[Kurama]

Granted but it's in Vietnamese dong.

I want to live in a big mansion.

 

[Ryu Kishi]

Granted but it's in Siberia

I want a giant pizza

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but without cheese

I wish cigarette is cheaper

 

[Robin D Zoro]

Granted but you will never get to light it

I wish that Zoro is my husband.

 

[Kurama]

Granted but Mihawk cut off his penis.

I wish I had Sanjis raid suit.

 

[Kibi]

Granted it's in okama style and makes lewd noises with each step

I wish I could Fly

 

[Nana]

Granted but you will look like a cheap smile user

I wish to meet Red Velvet

 

[Oreki]

Granted but you will never be going to listen to their songs

I want to have magic power like Noctis

 

[Kibi]

Granted each use takes 5 years off your life span

I wish I could pause time to finish up my work, get ahead of my schedule

 

[Frayz]

Granted but time will never restart again

I wish I could travel to alternate universes/timelines