General Corrupt the wish.

[Ryu Kishi]

Granted but it gets nuked while you are there

I wish I was the MC of an anime.

 

[FELI D AEROM]

Granted but it gets nuked while you are there

I wish I was the MC of an anime.

Granted, now you are mc of a yaoi gay anime.

I wish tb be more active...

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted, now you are mc of a yaoi gay anime.

I wish tb be more active...

Do you want to be more active, or do you want Thriller Bark (tb) to be more active?
Whatever.
Granted:
Activity is happening at an increased rate, because whenever it isn't, Slenderman comes ever closer to you.

I wish climate change was really just a hoax.
Imagine how fucked up that world would be, with like 80% of all people in a conspiracy to fool a few idiots.

 

[FELI D AEROM]

Do you want to be more active, or do you want Thriller Bark (tb) to be more active?
Whatever.
Granted:
Activity is happening at an increased rate, because whenever it isn't, Slenderman comes ever closer to you.

I wish climate change was really just a hoax.
Imagine how fucked up that world would be, with like 80% of all people in a conspiracy to fool a few idiots.

Granted but every 3 month peoples living in a season will be fully transported to the area where one of the other season is present RANDOMLY....

so they will woke up i n an unknown place away fro. Dear ones

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted but every 3 month peoples living in a season will be fully transported to the area where one of the other season is present RANDOMLY....

so they will woke up i n an unknown place away fro. Dear ones

I wish someone else wrote my wish for me.

Granted, but you lost the opportunity to wish for something good.

I wish I could be invisible.

 

[FELI D AEROM]

I wish I could be invisible.

BUT ONLY YOUR BODY WILL INVISIBLE NOTHING ELSE...

EVERYTHING LIKE MAKEUP,GLASS,DRESS ETC.. WILL BE STILL VISIBLE...


I WANNA GENIE WHO WILL COMPLETE 1 WISH EVERYDAY WITHOUT ANY DISADVANTAGE AND I HAVE A LONG LIFE AND NO ONE WILL KNOW THAT I HAVE A GENIE AND ALL THE WISH WON'T BE TEMPORARY... AND THE THING I GET WON'T BE INVISIBLE EITHER...

 

[Ryu Kishi]

Granted but your genie is low level and can only grant simple wishes. For example " I wish I had some mayo on my sandwich".

I wish for a time machine.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

granted but you can't use it
I wish scarlett johansson give me a blowjob

 

[Caeli]

Scarlett!!!

Granted but you get a time traveler Scarlett from the future, she is 97 years old and it gets really awkward really fast XD

I wish to spend a day with Scarlett

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but she's on her phone all the time

I wish I am as smart as Shikamaru Nara

 

[Caeli]

Granted but you turn up to be a zucchini with a life span of 2 weeks. First you end up in someone's V, then on the plate. XD

I wish to be able to fully control my libido.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but you will have a hypersexual partner

I wish covid19 disappear right now

 

[Caeli]

Granted but everyone else on the planet disappears too and you're the last human alive.

I wish to get pregnant before I turn 30.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but you will be a single mother for sextuplets

I wish I can get free awesome tattoos

 

[Caeli]

Granted but you end up looking like this guy

I wish to fuck in zero gravity one day

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but you cannot return to the earth

I want a Lamborghini

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted, but you crash on day one, leaving you paralyzed and having to be driven around in a more pragmatic car.

I wish to be able to do the shadow clone jutsu so can do more stuff and catch up on my hobbies.

 

[Nessos]

Granted, but you will feel more stressy and exhausted than ever before.

I wish to find the Theory of Everything.

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted. You realize that life developing in the universe was a mistake, like mold growing in a petri dish. And you becoming aware of this fact just convinced the lab technician he should really clean up before his boss gets back from vacation.

I wish my job gets less stressful from now on.

 

[Nessos]

Granted, but you will loose it.

I wish to know the end of One Piece.