General Corrupt the wish.

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted. You drown in ice tea.

I wish I could do the kage bunshin jutsu.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

granted but you cannot control it

I wish Alisa Bosconovitch is is my waifu

 

[Rej]

Granted but whenever you get horny she will kick your balls!

I wish @Nessos would trust in my Elbaf conspiracy

 

[Nessos]

Granted, but it gets debunked directly after.

I wish the one answering to this post will have a happy and long live

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted, but the one that answered it now has to give up his wish to wish for the same thing again for the next person.

I wish the next one to post a long and happy life. (Dammit, i wanted to wish for world domination.)

 

[Nessos]

Granted, but you figured out that this was my plan


I wish Pokemon are real followed by me becoming a great Pokemon Trainer!

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted. Pokemon are real and you are the strongest trainer, you specialize in magikarp. As for the corruption... When your magikarp use their strongest move, splash, they jump so high they enter orbit and don't come down for days. Thus official matches get ruled as losses for you. You can't win a single badge.

I wish i didn't have to splash jump into orbit to visit my friends.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but you cannot go back to your home

I wish I can pat Gura's head