General Corrupt the wish.

[God_Usopun]

Granted but you're dead.

I wish I could go back in time

 

[Rej]

Granted, now you are suddenly surrounded by carnivorous dinosaurs.

I wish this pizza I just eat would have been for free.

 

[Mango Senpai]

Granted, but you stole it.

I wish that big companies stopped prioritizing income instead of a well made product.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but now you are having a communism-driven companies

I wish I dont have headache now

 

[Akiyousei]

Granted but oh your head also disappears

I wish Oda would make the new member of the Strawhat Pirate based on me...

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted, but the fanbase hates them, and by extension, you.
If it's your fault we get a character everyone hates instead of my boi Yamato, I'll be angry.

I wish flip flops were illegal.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but you will be stoned by legalizing it

I wish there is no april fool

 

[Udell]

Granted but you will then be a fool
I wish I could find the love of my life.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but she will be a gold digger

I wish I can own La Ferrari

 

[Akiyousei]

This one

Spoiler

I wish I had a more exciting wish

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but then you will still be disappointed

I wish I can manage to buy the upcoming RTX 3080ti

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted, you sell a kidney.

I wish I had that cool hot wheel ferrari.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but at scalper price

I wish I can have my virginity back

 

[Udell]

Granted but you will never get laid again

I wish I could sing.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but you can only become poor street musician

I wish intel can make 7nm chip

 

[Mango Senpai]

Granted, but it isn't functional

I wish I knew how to enjoy life to the fullest

 

[Pepper]

Granted but you have the knowledge only and nothing more
I wish college didn't suck

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but you come out with 300k college debt

I wish for better mental health

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Better mental health has been granted. To ME! I stole your wish, hahaha!

As a now well adjusted person I will wish for something normal:
I wish that pizzas scream in pain when you eat them! HaHaHaHaHa
HaHa HaHa

HaHa HaHa
HAHAHA​

HaHaHa​

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but it screams sexually instead

I wish Mazepin won't crash again