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Granted, now you are suddenly surrounded by carnivorous dinosaurs.

I wish this pizza I just eat would have been for free.
 
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Granted, but you stole it.

I wish that big companies stopped prioritizing income instead of a well made product.
 
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Granted but now you are having a communism-driven companies

I wish I dont have headache now
 
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Granted but oh your head also disappears

I wish Oda would make the new member of the Strawhat Pirate based on me...
 
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Granted, but the fanbase hates them, and by extension, you.
If it's your fault we get a character everyone hates instead of my boi Yamato, I'll be angry.:madgirl:

I wish flip flops were illegal.
 
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Granted but you will be stoned by legalizing it

I wish there is no april fool
 
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Granted but you will then be a fool
I wish I could find the love of my life.
 
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Granted but then you will still be disappointed

I wish I can manage to buy the upcoming RTX 3080ti
 
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Granted, you sell a kidney.

I wish I had that cool hot wheel ferrari.
 
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Granted but you can only become poor street musician

I wish intel can make 7nm chip
 
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Granted but you have the knowledge only and nothing more
I wish college didn't suck
 
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Granted but you come out with 300k college debt

I wish for better mental health
 
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Better mental health has been granted. To ME! I stole your wish, hahaha!

As a now well adjusted person I will wish for something normal:
I wish that pizzas scream in pain when you eat them! HaHaHaHaHa
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