General Corrupt the wish.

[Roogy]

Granted, but you will have to watch the sequel if it ever comes out.

I wish that King Kong was real.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

granted but your house is destroyed and you are homeless now

I wish my waifu is real

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted, but she doesn´t have any interest in you.

I wish for world domination. (for me)

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but then you will be assassinated

I wish I can say the n word here

 

[Larsi]

Granted but I'll probably ban you

I wishI hadn't torn a muscle in my stomach

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted. You now have a torn muscle in your butt instead.

I wish i was back on medication again.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but then you go bankrupt

I wish I can legally change my age (I am not going to do anything illegal, I swear! )

 

[Zolo]

Granted but then you go bankrupt

I wish I can legally change my age (I am not going to do anything illegal, I swear! )

Granted. Becouse you are only survivor left in the world after apocolypse

I want to discover theory of everything

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted. The theory is: "Things just happen, what the hell."
Alternatively, you discover your theory, and to Protect the world from this enormous discovery it's not yet ready for, you lock yourself into an insane asylum, only for your research to be stolen by the mad head nurse and used to amass an empire of industry.

I wish mosquitos could feel and understand pain so I could torture them to death, until their entire taxonomical family avoids me like I'm their Joseph Mengele.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but then they become mosquito girl like in OPM and started to destroy things

I wish house prices go down

 

[Zolo]

Granted but then they become mosquito girl like in OPM and started to destroy things

I wish house prices go down

House prices go down but only by 0.01 cent

I want to win in ww3

 

[Magimasterkarp]

House prices go down but only by 0.01 cent

I want ww3

Granted, you get Wario Ware 3 for the Nintendo DS.

I wish I had Saitamas strength to defeat all those mosquito girls.

 

[Zolo]

Granted, you get Wario Ware 3 for the Nintendo DS.

I wish I had Saitamas strength to defeat all those mosquito girls.

Granted. You now have strenght of saitama when he was 5 years old

I want luffy to be real boi

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but then you got gomu gomu no pistol-ed

I wish I can have two girlfriends at the same time whom are okay for me being polygamous

 

[Zolo]

granded but your dick catches infection and gets amputated

I want to be immortal

 

[Rej]

Granted, but you feel pain 1000 times stronger, more intense and more frequent.

I want me to appear in an anime.

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted, but you feel pain 1000 times stronger, more intense and more frequent.

I want me to appear in an anime.

Granted. Attack on Titan.

I wish I had a death note.

 

[Einsauer]

Granted. Attack on Titan.

I wish I had a death note.

Granted…you’ve successfully replaced your Everstone.

I wish my characters were canon.

 

[Rej]

Granted, but they are lowest rated on popularity polls.

I wish the underground music I listen to would have a slightly better mix and mastering at times.

 

[Zolo]

Granted but you cant hear anymore

i want crows to be smarter than humans