General Corrupt the wish.

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but to the time when titans went through wall of maria and you got eaten by a titan

I wish I can buy a stairway to the heaven

 

[Kurama]

Granted, but its just a song on a Led Zeppelin cassette.

I wish Vivi joins the strawhats

 

[Rej]

Granted, but she leaves after one chapter.

I wish I had Caribous Swamp Swamp Fruit.

 

[Hi Shin Unit]

Granted, but you were assassinated right after getting your hands on the fruit.

I wish Pokemon are real..

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but then mewtwo come and turns you to a stone

I wish I have more paid leave days

 

[Haku]

Granted but you will always be sick


I wish I won the powerball

 

[Nana]

Granted but you lose it after 5 minutes (don't really know whar the hell is powerball xD)


I wish to be the best mafia player

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but for only one game and you sucks for the next games

I wish I got free first class tickets to Japan

 

[Oreki]

Granted but you cannot take the flight

I wish I lost my memories related to really good animes and movies so I could watch them all over again

 

[Nana]

Granted but your memory will have the span of 4 minutes

I wish Kingdom Come will have some music video

 

[Oreki]

Granted but it will not have any music now

I wish I can wipe out the entire universe with a snap of my finger

 

[Ryu Kishi]

Granted but you get wiped out too.

I wish anime girls were real.

 

[Hi Shin Unit]

Granted but they will never talk to you.

I wish for another hulk movie

 

[Ryu Kishi]

Granted but he dies at the end

I wish to control the world.

 

[Deleted member 4]

Granted but you are assassinated after an hour

I wish to go on a tropical vacation

 

[Hi Shin Unit]

Granted but it rain all night

I wish the Detroit lions win at least one superbowl..

 

[Ryu Kishi]

Granted but it's the only one they would ever win.

I wish for the world's greatest burger.

 

[Vlad D. Impaler]

Granted but it'll cause you diarrhoea and stomach ulcers...

I wish I had a Bentley.

 

[Ryu Kishi]

Granted but it's stolen
I wish for some chocolate cake

 

[Nana]

Granted but it's full of ants ?

I wish to visit Austria