Alright folks, I finished reading the D1 posts this morning, and I was disgusted by what I saw.
Only 7 out of 20 people voted.
I had to read 5 consecutive pages with no votes. Mafia games already tend to be boring to catch up on, and you guys made it worse by not even playing it.
I admit I wasn't online for the second half of Day 1 because I preferred to play videogames instead but... at least I voted. I did my part. I played the damn game. You guys turned "crappy Day 1" into a self-fulfilling propechy by not doing the most important thing there is to do in this game we call Mafia: voting.
I don't know what kind of hippie site culture you guys are running here, but I'm not from these parts anyway so I'm just gonna tear this shit apart with a sledgehammer because I don't give a fuck.
Time to do some scolding. This will probably hurt in me more than it will hurt on you guys. Though I hope it hurts more on you.
- Larsi: claimed Miller in the first post then disappeared with no trace. Let me tell you something dude, a miller claim is a very precarious position for you to be in, because we can't confirm you, so optimally we should vig miller claims like you unless they are big contributors. You are not. Get active or get vigged.
- A famous historian: well I've known this guy for years and he's doing the stuff he always does. I gave him some crap for a poorly justified vote early but at least he voted. Why can't you all be more like him?
- Gambit: posted a lot of poetry. Has yet to play mafia. I might keep you around for a while because you are funny, but someone like you shouldn't be allowed to make it to LyLo.
- Rej: spent the entire phase bickering with nova for crap I don't care about, then sheeped on his vote for a townie. You are scum. At least you are playing the game, though.
- juliet: is playing the "busy" card a lot. Probably telling the truth, because people who say they are busy are usually busy. But still had time to make a wall of quotes with little content. Is scum. Lynch.
- Kibi: someone tell me if this brand of ironic demanor is normal for him, because if it's not it sounds really evil to me. Is actually posting a lot and participating. But still needs to vote.
- Mat D. Bizzo: zero posts. If Dragomir takes too long to modkill his person, start tagging him to do it.
- Samael: another one I know. Made some interesting points, but no vote. I need to see more.
- Hayumi: seems to be actually making a decent amount of effort for someone who claims to be busy. That last vote reeks though, but could be just clueless town sheeping. I'm cool with this person. For now.
- Jinri: I recently hosted a game this person was playing and they were great. They are not great here. Their entire DP was making non-scumhunting posts and defending themselves from some point by nova. The difference is like water and oil. I'm putting in the scum pile.
- Alice the Menace : has 3 posts. No vote. The only meaningful thing in them is "I can feel Rej is a townie". Girl, the only menace you represent is to the gameplay quality of this game. Start playing it.
- Waindo: from what I'm getting, people's average opinion of this guy's skill isn't very good. I can understand the sentiment. Somehow is still in the top half in terms of looking town, but maybe it's because he has a lot of posts. Finding useful content in those posts is hard, though. And again, no vote. I'm tempted to vote him just for what might be sheeping on Salah's point. But when people tell me someone is a troll, I might wait to see if they are trolling me first.
- Michele: After so much bashing I may finally have the chance to be suspicious of someone who is playing well instead of just calling them out for not playing well. Michele is playing well. Her vote on AFH/Alwaysmind is like the most cliche low hanging fruit vote in the internet, but iirc she doesn't play on NF so she just doesn't know him so it's excused. I find myself agreeing with her points. Keep her alive for now.
- novaselinenever: see Michele above, except this guy just happens to be one of the best scum players I know right now so I'll die before I give him a full pass. Is making some solid points but seems to be wasting a lot of time with nitpicks. But town nova does that. Keep a watch on this guy.
- Emperor Cross: has two non-posts. Pristine material for vigging.
- Naomi: is kind of actually playing. Kind of. Seems aware of things but no big points yet. No vote. I need to see more.
- God Usoppun: didn't this guy beg for a slot in the sign-up thread? Yet zero posts. What I said about Bizzo applies here.
Bottomline:
Scum is Jinri, Rej, juliet, maybe Kibi, maybe one or two of the inactives.
nova, Michelle, Hayumi, historian I'm cool with.
The rest of you need to start playing the kogame. In other words, making some votes.
I'm sorry if I may have offended you guys since you feel like nice people, but I've figured I can either blow up now while we are still in Day 2, or do it after the game ends and the scum has rolled all over us. I'm doing this out of love, not out of hate. And Dragomir promised me a mafia game, and I'm getting that or I'll die fighting for it.
Don't ever make 7/20 votes in a game again.
I'm going to class now. See ya tomorrow.
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Yes I had this post made hours ago