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[Emperor Cross]

You can post in AC too, y'know?


Stalling a little longer on Island Eater. I'm dragging @Magimasterkarp into this fish fight, on gosh.


One of the worst pains a man can face.

I know

 

[Emperor Cross]

My bank accused me of Tax Evasion today

 

[Ichimonji]

My bank accused me of Tax Evasion today

Pro tip from one lawyer to a future lawyer: don’t fuck with the IRS

 

[Aro]

My bank accused me of Tax Evasion today

Sounds like something Shaarib would be accused of

 

[Einsauer]

Sounds like something Shaarib would be accused of

Life imitates art.

 

[Emperor Cross]

Pro tip from one lawyer to a future lawyer: don’t fuck with the IRS

The new banker they assigned to me is just messy and wants a promotion

 

[Emperor Cross]

Sounds like something Shaarib would be accused of

My mom raised an honest kid, Shaarib ain’t got a momma.

 

[Kaka]

My bank accused me of Tax Evasion today

I've always known there was something fishy about you

 

[Guren]

Across the Spider-Verse might be the best-animated thing I've ever seen in my life.

My god.

 

[Larsi]

My bank accused me of Tax Evasion today

Did you evade the question?

 

[Aro]

Across the Spider-Verse might be the best-animated thing I've ever seen in my life.

My god.

I can't wait to watch it next week

 

[Ziosa]

Thanks!

Thanks, and it's fine, ichi was late too lol

happy belated birthday

 

[Kaka]

Did you evade the question?

Bank guy: Sir, do you know what taxes are?

Cross: Ignores question

Bank guy: Sir, that's tax evasion

 

[Emperor Cross]

Bank guy: Sir, do you know what taxes are?

Cross: Ignores question

Bank guy: Sir, that's tax evasion

The only real tax I had to pay was when I bought my appartement. Then the rent I get from my tenant is not high enough to get taxed that much
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- «Sir, Why are you traveling a lot to Abu Dhabi these days ? »

I can't wait to watch it next week

Want to watch it but ain't no screening in VO in my city, only in French

 

[Ichimonji]

- «Sir, Why are you traveling a lot to Abu Dhabi these days ? »

Yeah, why are you traveling so much to Abu Dhabi? That is very fishy Sharrib-like.

 

[Larsi]

happy belated birthday

Thanks Zzzzzzziosa

 

[Emperor Cross]

Yeah, why are you traveling so much to Abu Dhabi? That is very fishy Sharrib-like.

Do I even know why ? Getting accused of that when you are not rich is an insult

 

[Guren]

I can't wait to watch it next week

You're in for a ride my friend!

 

[Einsauer]

Happy Belated, Elder Eye. @Larsi
Spend this month’s $5 on a cupcake; treat yourself, king.

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Happy even belateter Birthday, Larsi. The most belated, folks. They are saying, they come up to me, and they say "sir...", tears in their eyes, they say, "Sir, you are so late." And then they, you know, I once wished someone a Happy Birthday, and it wasn´t their Birthday yet, so I was almost a year late. Other posters don´t get this kind of lateness. And if elected Funniest again I will personally make sure that all your Birthday Wishes will be late. I will Make the RP Late Again. MaRLA!