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[The Fool]

Teach! !÷

you gotta press your thumb over them and show them who's boss and at any second their lives mean shit to you unless they do something useful. If they do they can deserve to bow down and touch your feet and be deserving to be kicked in the face with them feet

striking fear into all

 

[Gambit]

you gotta press your thumb over them and show them who's boss and at any second their lives mean shit to you unless they do something useful. If they do they can deserve to bow down and touch your feet and be deserving to be kicked in the face with them feet

striking fear into all

Imma eat them heart out

 

[The Fool]

Imma eat them heart out

@Emperor Cross has to CENSOR a lot of my future adventures as i will become barbaric

I may even use eyeballs to fish for food

 

[Emperor Cross]

Big-Eye will not me >.>

 

[Larsi]

I would rather see them eat one of their own crew members with a sword edged into their spine as i peel their skin off their back like a orange.

i wanna test their loyalty then whisper into their ear with a sword in their back if they pledge loyalty to be your b***h then go syke then slash their throat

I dont know if even we have eniugh money for therapy to fix your psyche

 

[Gambit]

Link = Subject of the Bureau

 

[Einsauer]

just to add to this maybe have them feed on animals too and children that are burned at stake too into the mix, ask if they want yummy eye cream curry with little eyes in there with some extra spice

maybe have them use children feet, or animal paws to feast on the curry

then do the above in the quote followed with them on the floor and ask them if they survive the 10 questions or riddles as a final initiation
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^ read the above as i am only getting started

Where did you find my cookbook?

 

[The Fool]

I dont know if even we have eniugh money for therapy to fix your psyche

I remember asking you for the amount of brutality i was going to bring and you was like you were up for it. So now you must suffer lol

Where did you find my cookbook?

i think you might find i am the author of that cookbook, Links Guide on the Human and other Species Anatomy Cook Book

 

[Emperor Cross]

Big-Eye you have 2 days to become Daddy-Sama’s underling. If you don’t bend the knee before he becomes a pirate, y’all will be enemies for eternity >.<

 

[The Fool]

Big-Eye you have 2 days to become Daddy-Sama’s underling. If you don’t bend the knee before he becomes a pirate, y’all will be enemies for eternity >.<

i cant wait to start the Skypiean cook book

I heard if i cook your wings, i'll make juicy skypiean spicy wings

 

[Larsi]

Big-Eye you have 2 days to become Daddy-Sama’s underling. If you don’t bend the knee before he becomes a pirate, y’all will be enemies for eternity >.<

And?

 

[Emperor Cross]

And the giant will die
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[Larsi]

And the giant will die
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Everything must die, but i dont see how alienating a scrub correlates to that

 

[Emperor Cross]

By the end if 2020 Daddy-Sama will have your fruit >.<

 

[The Fool]

By the end if 2020 Daddy-Sama will have your fruit >.<

you can't take his DF, he will create the recipe for Shaarib Pancakes at the Shaarib Restaurant where you buy Shaarib meat

 

[Larsi]

Shaarip, sounds like sparerib

 

[The Fool]

Shaarip, sounds like sparerib

would love me a rib burger, though i want his collarbone in there too with his intestine hot dogs too

 

[Emperor Cross]

We should create an event just to steal others DF. At least people will get excited. Our last event is on since July or something. T^T

 

[The Fool]

We should create an event just to steal others DF. At least people will get excited. Our last event is on since July or something. T^T

i say we have a Anti-Shaarib event

 

[Ziosa]

Shaarip

this will be on his tombstone