Original Post By: chris mic
Lepi was in awe at the sight of the young woman. He had never seen a truly human lady before, except for Kiki maybe, even though that was a giant still! And the celestial dragons he used to serve he didn't really consider human beings. And Amazon was too old to be considered human in his opinion. And to be honest, this wasn't a human either, but an angel in his eyes! Lepi was blown away by the extreme beauty of the lady but was shocked as soon as he heard ''heso''.
Heso? Is this a misunderstanding? Or is this Conis lady really just very rude?
He was seemingly offended and taken aback, so he felt he had to respond.
''Heso'', young lady? Not to be rude, but that means ''take a dump'' where I am from! Is this meant to be directed towards me? Is this an offense? Friendly advice? How do you know I've eaten anything today even? Are you an idiot?
Lepi stopped right there as he realised he had made bad first impressions, oh no! The young fishman was shocked when he realised that was no proper way to gree someone, so instead he shouted ''
actually, forget that!'' and came close, hugging Conis and raising her off the ground with a firm but comfortable hug despite his spikes only being ticklish, and then put her down, waving at her with a huge smile, saying: ''
Greetings, friend! My name is Lepi and I am a fishman! I am very happy to meet you 
''
However his greeting was nothing in comparison to his captain's, as he was greatly shocked to see just how cute he was acting. In response, Lepi couldn't help but fangirl at the sight, exclaiming ''
OH MY GOD CAPTAIN MONKEY! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD BE SO ADORABLE!''
Meanwhile he just couldn't help repeating to himself internally
THIS IS THE BEST THIS IS THE BEST THIS IS THE BEST--
Following this, he went and put his right arm around Joby's neck, but soon realised due to his height it was severely difficult. Due to this, Lepi jumped with all of his power and grabbed onto his neck, hanging off in an awkward way from 11 feet off the ground, grasping onto his neck with one hand while the other formed a fist and flailed around victoriously. Truly, a sight to behold.
Pointing at him while stars replaced the irises in his eyes out of excitement, Lepi made a declaration.
This is Monkey, but it's Captain Monkey to you! He is our captain! We are the Everything Pi--
And then it hit him. The cover should not be blown! So Lepi paused for a second to consider what to say.
We are the Everything Pie Raters! We... We-uh... we review pies!! YES! And we're here to see cool bird people like Cyborg over here, preferably of the cyborg variety because they're super cool! ...And not grannies with cameras and admission fees! So next time please let us skip that! Thank you in advance! WHOOSH!
Lepi then stood proudly as the sun illuminated his presence, the fishman's fists on his wait as he closed his eyes and gave a confident smirk. Flashy as it may have been, it felt like the right form of greeting to the dumb pufferfish boy.
Oh, right, my captain says he wants to meet God! I never considered him religious but this is honestly a very heartwarming plea! Do you think you can help us, winged person with wings?