General Corrupt the wish.

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted. You drown in ice tea.

I wish I could do the kage bunshin jutsu.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

granted but you cannot control it

I wish Alisa Bosconovitch is is my waifu

 

[Rej]

Granted but whenever you get horny she will kick your balls!

I wish @Nessos would trust in my Elbaf conspiracy

 

[Nessos]

Granted, but it gets debunked directly after.

I wish the one answering to this post will have a happy and long live

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted, but the one that answered it now has to give up his wish to wish for the same thing again for the next person.

I wish the next one to post a long and happy life. (Dammit, i wanted to wish for world domination.)

 

[Nessos]

Granted, but you figured out that this was my plan


I wish Pokemon are real followed by me becoming a great Pokemon Trainer!

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted. Pokemon are real and you are the strongest trainer, you specialize in magikarp. As for the corruption... When your magikarp use their strongest move, splash, they jump so high they enter orbit and don't come down for days. Thus official matches get ruled as losses for you. You can't win a single badge.

I wish i didn't have to splash jump into orbit to visit my friends.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but you cannot go back to your home

I wish I can pat Gura's head

 

[Rej]

Granted but you cannot go back to your home

I wish I can pat Gura's head

Granted but Watson is watching which means immediate death to the Watson.

I wish I could visit/watch a Hololive concert live and understand every single word.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

granted but your internet is down during the middle of the concert

I wish I can obtain RTX 3080ti

 

[Rej]

granted but its made of plastic

I wish I will pull Hu Tao in Genshin Impact

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted, but your safe file corrupts and now all your ... Genshins? ... Impacts?... All your Girls look like Danny DeVito now.

I wish for all bullying to stop in schools.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but the corruption become more rampant instead

I wish I don't have refractory period after I ejaculate

 

[Rej]

 

[Rej]

Granted but you will never ever again see a real woman or girl.

I wish I could eat chocolate cake every day without any troubles.

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted, but you won´t be able to eat anything else. Soon you will hate chocolate cake.

I wish for Hell to freeze over.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

granted but it will be absolute zero there

I wish Ayrton Senna is still alive today

 

[Ebuk]

Granted but he would hate your guts and let the world know

I wish I had the power to teleport

 

[Rej]

Granted but you can't control the location to which you teleport.

I wish I had a slick VTuber girlfriend.

 

[God_Usopun]

Granted but she's invisible.

I wish I could not post this.