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Granted. He wont race again.

I wish for the great pacific garbage patch to be cleaned up and recycled.
 
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granted but the concentration of microplastics is still huge so the water is still polluted

I wish I can have moments of break on my career
 
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Granted. In your wiseness you realized that money itself is worthless, and that its humans that gave it value. You do the only logical thing and start a human trafficking ring. The only truly valuable currency.

I wish whoever grants this wish has a great day.
 
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granted but the wisher is suffering from bad day:pepelaugh:

I wish modding a real car can be as easy as modding a car from Need For Speed Underground 2
 
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Granted, but now your car isn't street legal anymore. And because your car now has a super rad paintjob, you will get stopped by the police all the time.

I wish that, while on autopilot at work, my mind could astral project to my home and do other things. I need more free time.
 
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Granted but now your astral mind can't find a way back to your original body

I wish I can know every mobile speed camera being in action and civil police cars on the road so I can avoid speeding tickets
 
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Granted, but you cause an accident, and emergency services don't come to help you.

I wish the Pokemon Diamond and Pearl remakes will be good and challenging.
 
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granted but there will be a lot of hackers in online play

I wish your mom :pepelaugh:
 
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Granted but then your milk and egg got spoiled quickly because the fridge gets warmer

I wish my car isnt expensive to maintain
 
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Granted but time will never restart again

I wish I could travel to alternate universes/timelines
Granted, but every alternate universe or timeline you visit is filled with death, despair and misery.

I wish cancer didn't exist...
 
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Granted. Instead of killing you, tumors of uncontrolled cell growth detach from your body, grow legs and follow you around, make gargling noises and try to make eye contact. If they die, you die as well.

I wish that within a 3 meter sphere around me all moskitos died.
 
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Granted. Instead of killing you, tumors of uncontrolled cell growth detach from your body, grow legs and follow you around, make gargling noises and try to make eye contact. If they die, you die as well.

I wish that within a 3 meter sphere around me all moskitos died.
Granted but now you got monkeypox

I wish there is 30h a day instead of 24
 
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Granted but your maturity develop slower too
Be a child for longer? You just made this even better.
I wish I have suke suke no mi ability
Granted, but everybody knows you have this ability, so everytime a woman feels watched in the bathroom, and everytime a crime occurs where nobody saw the criminal you are the first suspect.
Also, you get pepper sprayed every time you actually use your invisibility enter an womans bathroom.

I wish i could control all governments of the world to achieve my one true political goal: Making Flip Flops illegal.
 
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Granted but everyone wears Crocs instead :feelstrashman:

I wish I can have infinity gauntlet to do the Thanos snap in order to achieve world peace
 
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Granted. There is world peace for a short while, but the Infinity gauntlet Kills you. Soon other people claim to have caused world peace to happen. Wars break out over who is the most peaceful.

I wish that I win a certain bet. I don't want to have to watch the emoji movie.
 
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