General Corrupt the wish.

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted, but you can´t play them.

I wish i coul´ve seen a young Peter Gabriel in concert. Like the Secret World Tour. Though i would also take a current Peter Gabriel Concert after covid is done.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

granted but your view is blocked by a bunch of taller dudes

I wish RTX 3000 graphic cards are cheaper and more abundant in the market

 

[Rej]

Granted but you suddenly don't have any income anymore.

I wish I would be part of the One Piece World

 

[Mango Senpai]

Granted, but you're powerless and your entire town and all your family got killed in a pirate raid

I wish I could travel the world

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

granted but then you get covid19 and end up in ventilator

I wish I have a job now

 

[Mango Senpai]

Granted, but you lost all your limbs in a gruesome work accident

I wish I could pet a cat right now

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but it will scratch your face

I wish I can get laid on Valentine

 

[Rej]

Granted but you getting laid by a 1.5 tons gorilla.

I wish I had a cute domesticated catgirl-girlfriend.

 

[Magimasterkarp]

Granted but it will scratch your face

I wish that i have 2 more hours in a day than everyone else.

 

[Mango Senpai]

Granted, but in those two hours you will feel crippling pain and is incapable of doing anything productive

I wish I could be the best at something

 

[Gambit]

Granted. You're now the best at doing nothing. Go on.

I wish it's legal in our state to have 2 to 3 wives.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

granted but then your wives cheat on you

I wish Eren will not die

 

[Mango Senpai]

Granted, but he's a rotting zombie¨

I wish I could fly

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

granted but only in R Kelly's video cover

I wish I dont need to sleep

 

[Mango Senpai]

Granted, but your exhaustion will keep on piling up

I wish I had a lot of money

 

[Rej]

Granted, but now you are hunted by the Yakuza and the Triads.

I wish I had a cute domesticated catgirl-girlfriend.

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but then she will run away from the window suddenly without you noticing and picked up by some disgusting pervert old man

I wish there is Suikoden VI

 

[God_Usopun]

Granted but now you're reincarnated as a vegetable.

I wish someone lock this thread

 

[Mango Senpai]

Granted, but the forum got closed

I wish I was braver

 

[Mr. Doflamingo]

Granted but then you are too brave to assault a cop and spend 5 years in jail

I wish I have more free time to relax