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Original Post by: Roogy
NPC Hosting for Wapol and Crew (The Self-Appointed King and His Retainers)
The trolley reached the top of the ropeway without incident. Wapol opened his mouth in front of the trolley door, and the Isshi-20 exited his mouth. Each was covered in mucus and shivering in disgust and from the cold.
Wapol got out of the trolley with a look of disdain on his face. "You lot should be more grateful! You're covered in the King's mucus!"
"Your mucus is freezing over and making us much colder at this altitude," explained one doctor.
"Huh?!" said Wapol, furious that someone would dare to challenge him on anything, even an issue so trivial. "If you don't like being outside, then I suppose you can just stay inside!"
Wapol swallowed the dissenting doctor whole, and then burped out a stethoscope. "Alright, Chess, Kuromarimo, Isshi-19... today is the day we take back our castle!"
The group headed towards the castle and reached the doorway, shocked to find that the door had been left wide open, and the main hall had frozen over.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT???!!!" shouted Wapol, his face distorted to an extreme degree. His eyes bulged out of their sockets and his tongue extended far out of his mouth. "Who the hell left the door to my beautiful castle open? They pay will pay for this!"
Chess and Kuromarimo, wanting to figure out some reason for this, went up to the door and formed a human ladder. Chess, who was on the top, noticed a bird's nest precariously situated on the door frame.
"Well, here's the problem. Some bird built their nest on the open door," said Chess.
"ARROGANT ASININE ANIMALS!" shouted Wapol. "DON'T THEY KNOW I'M BETTER THAN THEM?!"
Wapol was outraged, but despite his rage, he could not think of a way to respond to this situation. Embarrassed by this, he began to rant.
"THOSE BIRDS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO MAKE THEIR HOMES IN THE MOST INOPPORTUNE OF PLACES AND I AM SO MAD THAT I COULD EAT MY ENTIRE CASTLE AND SPIT IT BACK OUT AS A BIRD-KILLING ROBOT! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT, BUT IN THIS STATE OF ANGER, I'M SURE THAT I COULD FIGURE IT OUT! I AM GOING TO YELL FOR AS LONG AS I FEEL LIKE IT, BECAUSE IT'S ALL I CAN THINK TO DO, THAT'S HOW ANGRY THIS MAKES ME! BIRDS ARE USELESS! I HAVE VERBAL DIARRHOEA! I CAN'T THINK OF ANY MORE WORDS, BUT I AM STILL ANGRY!"
Wapol was still seething with anger, but had run out of things to say. He grumbled and walked inside. "Come on, let's forget it. We'll deal with it later. Our first priority is regaining access to the rooms with doors that have frozen over."
Chess and Kuromarimo were surprised that Wapol had moved on so quickly, but were thankful that he had. They really did not want to suffer his wrath or that of an angry mother bird. They, along with the Isshi-19, followed Wapol inside, and got to work on defrosting the castle's many doors.
NPC Hosting for Wapol and Crew (The Self-Appointed King and His Retainers)
The trolley reached the top of the ropeway without incident. Wapol opened his mouth in front of the trolley door, and the Isshi-20 exited his mouth. Each was covered in mucus and shivering in disgust and from the cold.
Wapol got out of the trolley with a look of disdain on his face. "You lot should be more grateful! You're covered in the King's mucus!"
"Your mucus is freezing over and making us much colder at this altitude," explained one doctor.
"Huh?!" said Wapol, furious that someone would dare to challenge him on anything, even an issue so trivial. "If you don't like being outside, then I suppose you can just stay inside!"
Wapol swallowed the dissenting doctor whole, and then burped out a stethoscope. "Alright, Chess, Kuromarimo, Isshi-19... today is the day we take back our castle!"
The group headed towards the castle and reached the doorway, shocked to find that the door had been left wide open, and the main hall had frozen over.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT???!!!" shouted Wapol, his face distorted to an extreme degree. His eyes bulged out of their sockets and his tongue extended far out of his mouth. "Who the hell left the door to my beautiful castle open? They pay will pay for this!"
Chess and Kuromarimo, wanting to figure out some reason for this, went up to the door and formed a human ladder. Chess, who was on the top, noticed a bird's nest precariously situated on the door frame.
"Well, here's the problem. Some bird built their nest on the open door," said Chess.
"ARROGANT ASININE ANIMALS!" shouted Wapol. "DON'T THEY KNOW I'M BETTER THAN THEM?!"
Wapol was outraged, but despite his rage, he could not think of a way to respond to this situation. Embarrassed by this, he began to rant.
"THOSE BIRDS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO MAKE THEIR HOMES IN THE MOST INOPPORTUNE OF PLACES AND I AM SO MAD THAT I COULD EAT MY ENTIRE CASTLE AND SPIT IT BACK OUT AS A BIRD-KILLING ROBOT! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT, BUT IN THIS STATE OF ANGER, I'M SURE THAT I COULD FIGURE IT OUT! I AM GOING TO YELL FOR AS LONG AS I FEEL LIKE IT, BECAUSE IT'S ALL I CAN THINK TO DO, THAT'S HOW ANGRY THIS MAKES ME! BIRDS ARE USELESS! I HAVE VERBAL DIARRHOEA! I CAN'T THINK OF ANY MORE WORDS, BUT I AM STILL ANGRY!"
Wapol was still seething with anger, but had run out of things to say. He grumbled and walked inside. "Come on, let's forget it. We'll deal with it later. Our first priority is regaining access to the rooms with doors that have frozen over."
Chess and Kuromarimo were surprised that Wapol had moved on so quickly, but were thankful that he had. They really did not want to suffer his wrath or that of an angry mother bird. They, along with the Isshi-19, followed Wapol inside, and got to work on defrosting the castle's many doors.